"Passionate kiss
like spider's web . . . soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like
bubble. . . One prick - all gone!"
"Man who run in
front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind
car get exhausted"
"Man with hand
in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give
wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk thru
airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man with one chopstick
go hungry."
"Man who scratches
ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money."
"Baseball is wrong.
. . Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best
thing on earth. . . but next to it."
"War doesn't determine
who's right . . . War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband
in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who sleep
in cathouse by day . . . sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight
with wife all day . . . get no piece at night!"
"Man who tell one
too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many
nails to build crib . . . but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive
like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on
tack get point!"
"Man who stand
on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in
glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes
in other man's well often catches crabs."
"Man who farts
in church sits in own pew."
"Man who jumps
from tall building, jumps to conclusion."
"Crowded elevator
smells different to midget".
"Blonde who
fly upside down leave crack in air"
